More Nicki Vomit

1. I let my brother in law, who i KNOW loves me, irritate me again. He called to ask how Sunday night went. He asked if I got my hair done. This is a big thing for him- when a girl goes out of her way to "look good". I said NO, I didn't. I got my nails done. And I didn't wear a dress. He said that maybe someday we'll get me to act like a woman. I think I said "fuck off" somewhere in there. He really liked it when his girlfriend told him she was getting her hair colored so she'd be pretty for him when he came home. I want to kick him in the balls. He completely misses the point of ..well...anything to do with this. Plus, I was plenty cute that night.

2. I'm making tofu for dinner.
3. I'm craving Panera's tomato basil soup with bread. YUM.
4. I LOVE YOU JLA!
5. Don't you wonder about blogs? I'm only here because I die if I don't get this shit out. I know people who have the most wonderful things in their head, and they stay there in their head. Not that this stuff is "wonderful", it's just nicki puke, but I...could probably make me some money if I learned that little trick. I wouldn't tell anyone I knew how to keep it all in, and I'd offer to shut up for a nominal fee. BAM! Elephants, here I come!
6. Sleeping babies make me want 15 more kids. SIGH. I have the option to take another newborn this fall but I don't think I want 2 newbies and 2 one year olds. I think I want to be able to think, and not get a quads stroller, which I might need anyway now that I think about it.
7. I did too run last night, jackholes!
8. There were a pair of girl undies on the sidewalk at school. Awesome.
9. Some 6th grader got arrested. I know nothing but I hope they kick his ass. Is this to be blamed on his parents or is it still on him? At what point do the parents stop being fully responsible for the shit their kid does???? Remember that article about the Columbine Momma? Poor Momma....poor Daddy...
10. All the stir fry I ate last night is making me a very smelly beast today.
11. Laneykins has never had the same outfit on twice since she's been coming here.
12. Julia's school pics are ADORABLE. She looks just like my niece Kalene, it's almost spooky. And Kalene looks just like Cullen's mom.
13. Neighbor kids are here today! YAY!
14. And now it's time to play! I get paid to play, my life rocks!