It worked.

HA!
I think I manifested DDF last night. I vaguely remember coming home from Cullen's mom's house with 3 kids, Cullen had the other one. I tried calling Cullen to see if they were in a car accident (there were sirens and he ALWAYS beats me home) or if he went to the gas station. No answer. I put the phone down.
I was wiped out by time the Twin's got done winning and laid down and fell asleep. Yes. 9pm. I got tucked into bed at 9:30pm. I was up from about 2:30am-3:00am with a little shit who couldn't find his green blankie and really wanted to sleep in my bed. I said no and tucked him back into his own 4 times or so.
I woke up at 8am this morning- which qualifies as sleeping IN! There are no babies here today and the kids are home from school.
I couldn't find my phone anywhere.
Jordan found it. By the toybox. I'm pretty sure that DDF came by while I was sleeping and thought it'd be perfectly funny to hide it.
He knows my husband too well. "By the toy box? How'd it get there? Were you on it late last night when you were out of bed?"
Yes, I called DDF because I felt the need for a slight berating at 3am. I snipped at him about that, OF COURSE. I told him that was insulting, all around. Who would I be talking to at 3am?
So he got me this time.
Josh is asking me right this second if I believe in the Easter Bunny. I don't believe in crushing dreams in the moment. He'll have to wait til this fall until I kill this stupid ass myth for him. He can still participate and help make it fun for the little kids, but the EASTER BUNNY? Give me a fucking break. So stupid. I have a date in June to talk about Santa, btw. And no, my kids won't wreck it for anyone else, because they will also be told all about "The Secret". Plus, just wait. You'll be defending Santa's realness in no time with no help from the Hayes children. Kids talk. They learn all sorts of "cool" shit in school. *eyeroll* Only us humans would insist on lying to our kids about ridiculous things (they would have just as much fun if they knew the truth, they still get a ton of shit on holidays), and then berate those of us who choose honesty. Silly!
I dragged my babies out to get coffee this morning. Then I got a DECAF mocha. Go me. :) That's better, right? HA! I'll ingest 500 calories but NOT be jacked up on caffeine. Somehow I win?
Happy Friday! It's rainy and makes me want to go to bed. I don't want to do easter eggs but I have to because Cullen did the stupid pumpkins for Halloween. What PLANET am I from????? Clearly one that doesn't cause me to lose $100 every time a stupid ass holiday comes around. HAH! I stand by it- they'd have just as much fun without all the lying and bs we feed them.
But I'm just me, and we all know-I'm CRAZY.