If only I could shut up

But sometimes the only person I'd tell this to is the one person it's about and he is NOT reacting very well to what I thought was a very calm, clear, no-big-deal comment.

And it pisses me off. Talk about kid gloves? Holy Jesus. He goes straight into "THAT will NEVER happen again- TRUST ME." which means he won't make any attempts at sex EVER AGAIN (whatever). It's so fucking (sorry, potty mouth) stupid. Grow up. If I say no, respect it. It wasn't like I was going to make him go to bed without The Finish. How many men out there would have a problem with "Please take me NOW." How many men would like to not be concerned with the girls finish, cept it seems to be a little obsession for all of them? Why won't he just believe me when I say that I could care less about that on a particular night, my body doesn't want to be touched, but it's not too much of a problem to pull my pants down and bend over (graphic! sorry!)? Who gives a shit? Why does he need to be so defensive? I didn't attack him. I could have, you know. Inside my head I was a crying, sobbing, irritated, mad mess that I asked him TWO TIMES to STOP and he WOULDN'T. Hello??? I didn't attack him. I know he loves me. I know that he just knows that my body will respond and then maybe I'll like it. But GOD. Seriously? I'm going to have THIS conversations with MY HUSBAND who is now saying things like "oh, this is the longest day ever now." Fuck you. Grow up. I didn't attack you. I told you that when I say stop it's actually because I really don't want you to keep going. That's it. Stop dramatizing it more than it needs to be. I have enough of that in my own head. Why do I have to console HIM????

I'm SO PREMENSTRUAL.

Come kick me in my head. Honestly. How long til I'm not premenstrual and everything can stop being Such A Big Deal?