Monday, February 28, 2011

JB

No, that's not J_____ B______ who was just mentioned in the other post.
No, this is JUSTIN BIEBER.
I am so sorry to tell you guys this (okay, not really sorry at all) but I don't give a rat's ass about him. I don't care about his movie, I don't care that he's dating Selena Gomez (shoot me for knowing that AND for knowing who she is, please), I don't care if he has a "good story".

You wouldn't believe how many of my mommy friends have gone to see his movie!!! One has even CRIED!!!! And she didn't care about him before, either.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk to me about Etta James and Billie Holiday and Amos Lee and John Lennon and Tori and Tracy Chapman and Oh God I can go on and on and on....but please don't tell me that Justin's arrangements and teenage crooning is all that incredible. I'll tell you what- I'll make a deal with you. Maybe not *you* but the you's out there who went to see the movie and would go again and are fans of his. If he is still making music in another 15 years, I will go see his movie.
Until then, gag me with a spoon and stop telling me he's a great musican. I don't buy it.

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