Cullen and I can fly to Thailand for a measley $3500 and go to the Elephant Sanctuary. We'd get to practically make out with them, for super cheap. I mean, the meeting the E's are cheap, apparently it's going to be GETTING there that sucks donkey ass. I don't even have a passport. Must be some easier way. ;)
YEAH BABY! Guess who DOES have Elephants I can make out with? ARKANSAS!!!!! Oh, funk me. It's $700 A PERSON!!!!! For the whole weekend. All meals and lodging are included. I'm calling Cullen. Wish me luck. ;) We go in November to Arkansas. I gotta find out how far away it is from my sisters house. PLUS by then we'll have an RV anyway and can really go whenever, cept I'm NOT paying that much money for my babies to do it. :) How's that for selfish? It's 3 hours from Rose's. They don't do daytrips, only weekends.
Check it. Should we get the "poor Cullen" thing out of the way now? I'm DOING THIS. I will do bj's on the side or whatever I need to to make the $700 okay. Or $1400 really. He'd never let me do it by myself. I'm DOING THIS.
http://www.elephantsanctuary.org/default2.asp
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