And I'm BACK!

THAT was a close call, ya'll. You truly, unless you really, really can feel me on the inside, have any idea how close I was to becoming Cynical Nicki. It was really, reallyi close- do you hear me? Then out of nowhere I had the bestest night and morning.
It started out with a glass of wine. I didn't even know that I liked wine. But I do. Not right now, but sometimes. I happily slurped up a glass while chatting with a neighbor. The Nicki Party started shortly thereafter. I'm afraid that I don't get more annoying when I drink (welll.....), but I do get even nerdier, if that's at ALL possible. I soon had ponytails all over my head. THIS is how you know when someone loves you- Cullen's brother came in, and we had a full discussion, with me being a party of one, hair in numerous ponytails and he didn't acknowledge any. of. it. He continued talking with me like nothing was out of the ordinary. Cullen does the same thing. It's awesome.
Cullen was begging for Jamie to come over so he wouldn't have to be the sole subject of my dorkdom. When she came over, she declared "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?" ....and she should know better. So I put some wine in her, and before you know it, she has pig tails in too. Perfect!
The night was fantastic, I went to bed sober, because that's how I roll, and I woke up sober. WHOO HOOO! And if you haven't read damnyouautocorrect yet today, get on there I say!!! I might get abs just from laughing.
I'm not usually a morning love kind of girl. I guess it all depends- I've always said I wasn't, but that was probably because of a couple of things. First of all, if I'm getting up at 7am with kids, don't try me. My focus is on the kids. If I'm in a dead sleep, don't freaking rub up on me- I'm SLEEPING. However! HOWEVER! This morning- the kids got up, and CJ said he'd make breakfast, so I went back to bed. YEAH BABY! This is new! New! New! I was back out of bed by 8:30 but fantastic! I didn't know about morning lovin could be so fun.
I got up and ran. We had a fox in socks read off. Cullen got coffee. The sun is out. We're going to the zoo. I'm BACK! The cynicism didn't get me! I survived my own head.
WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!