Something You Don't Know About me

It's what they're doing on American Idol. :)

Is there anything mysterious left in this open book that is me?
Hm. Let's see.

1. I hate Halloween. HATE IT. Hate trick or treating, hate buying costumes for one night, hate the scary part, and trying to keep the younger kids unscared, hate the nasty candy that hangs around too long til I make it disappear. Hate it. Boring Nicki.

2.I love Gwen Stefani. Her voice, not so much, but I love her. I could just look at her all day long.

3. I feel the same way about Kara on Idol.

4. I hate my feet. Sort of. I mean, they work. They get me around. They've taken me scary places, and they've gotten me the hell out of those places, they've taken me to some of the most beautiful places in the world, and no matter where I go...well, there they are too. HAHA!!! So hating them is kinda a waste, but you should see Cullen's perfect, beautifully arched feet. They are gorgeous.

5. I ate a stick of butter once. Maybe I didn't get the whole stick down. Puked. Lots.

6. I can climb trees like a sonofabitch. Getting down is a nightmare. :)

7. I write really well. If someone were to take everything I've ever written and put it together, you could practically tell every single thing that I've gone through, felt, and thought. So I've destroyed...all of it. Minus this.

8. Sex is even better after having kids, for me. BONUS!

9. I aspire to be Flo on the Progressive Insurance commercials.

10. Nothing irritates me more than when the kids wake up really early, wake up the rest of the kids, and are loud. We've gone over this so many times. It makes me growl like a big scary grizzly. i will NOT get out of bed before 7:30 anymore. I have put in more than my fair share of time getting up and out of bed over and over and over and OVER.

11. THIRD NIPPLE, PARTY PEOPLE! And it leaks when I'm nursing. God help this kid that's on, he's horrid and I want to cut his hair off.

12. The Office makes me laugh all by myself. Endlessly. Gotta get a bluetooth!

13. Yup, there's nothing, can you tell? I got NOTHIN. LALALALALALALA. I'm emailing back and forth with CJ's teacher, who is not only adorable, but I LOVE how she teaches. I wish we would get to keep her. Some schools do that, ya know, the teacher stays with the kids. That is the smartest thing I've ever heard.

14. I'm NOT doing the budget tonight. By the end of the day, I'm done. I wonder if I'll be written up tomorrow when I go to work? I guess there's a first time for everything. It's been like 13 years with this company. Can't WAIT to see. HA.

15. I love it above the clouds. It's a different world, just like underwater. I love it so much, I wish for anything I could just hang out up there for a little while sometimes.

Okay. I think I've bored me as well as you. Lucky us.