GLAMOUROUS

First of all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y LOVE IT. Thought it was Tori. It isn't.



Second of all, I'm drinking. Therefore- expect the grammar and spelling to be impossibly worse. :D I'm going through this stupid Glamour magazine and thinking about what a stupid world this is (im about 2 seconds away from giving up correcint my horseshit spelling too, sorry!) ...what are we DOING? Why would we do this on purpose to our daughters? Very generalized here, but many girls are already feeling pressure to look a certain way. They hear the commercials. They see all the diet pills. They probably hear us/see us being less than satisfied with what we see. (Won't Cullen be soo surprised when he comes home with sprite for my cherry vodka and FUN NICKI is already here?! SUR-PRISE!) and then we have these stupid ass magazines full of SHIT! Guess what's in this one? How to DO kegels and why it's important. You can find this info in every other magazine for the past how many years also. OH! You can compare your sex fantasies with everyone else's, because I'm sure it's a completely reliable source and you should know for sure if you're "normal" or not. There was NO good info in it. Then there's a page about girls who seduced a man one way or another too. If you ask me, whoever wrote it sat down and made up some stories. Here, I'll do one now for you: Okay I won't. It requres some creative tihnking and I'm all tapped out, peeps!

THANK GOD for the 5 ridiculously simple health boosters though! WOW! HOW have we lived without reading this? I know you're just dying to kow what they are. 1. Open Door, Go To Park. 2. Dust off your Uno cards. 3. Love your body more. 4. Get to a pool and float. 5. Hug someone.

I mean, COME ON! You haven't lived until you've done these. Look, I can check off all of them. I guess I haven't floated since last summer, but what the hell.

We LOVED these mags when we were younger. Michelle usually has one or two at her house even now. Makes me kinda wanna vomit.

GUESS WHAT! I didn't run 2 miles today. I don't know how far I ran, and I don't care.

Guess what else? Beer does not truly SOLVE a caffeine headache but it makes it fele further away. OH GOD! DJ Nicki has arrived! I wonder if Dance Party Nicki is coming soon.

Don't ou sometimes wonder whatever happened to Adam Ant? How does one go on being Adam Ant after ...well, being Adam Ant? What would make you want to be Adam Ant anyway?

Isn't it also amazing that all the water that is on Earth is all the water there will be on Earth? It just comes back to us in different forms? That's crazy!

What's worse than Fun Nicki? FUN NICKI WITH NO ONE TO PLAY WITH! JAMIE I WISH YOU WERE STILL UP! Beer makes yuck breath. Must. Brush.Teeth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YXqtx8smiA&feature=related
hehehehehe I'm giggling all by my self.
Why don't I drink more? I positively cannot remember. Is this going to hurt in the morning?
I get to go to work, it's a coffee day tomorrow. Okay I'll let you stop listening to my nonsense. I'm so all over the 80's right now. Cullen can't WAIT. HAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH! Just think, a couple of hours ago, I was almost fast asleep on ....pick a place...my bed frist, ten the couch SPELLING! UGH! and I was thinking "Oh, this will probably be nice for Cullen tonight." OOPS! Oh well. He begs me to drink with him. He cna deal, right!
I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!