The Husbands

This is so out of this world ridiculous, I have to tell you. I mean, it's right up there with the fact that Justin Freakin Bieber is on the cover of a magazine, and that it's going to sell as many copies as it is. NUTS.

I can't remember how much I told you about Allyssa before, and how she has saved my life. Dramatic Leo, maybe? Maybe. But For Real- I don't know if I would have made it through the early days of little babies without her, and I still couldn't make it now. It's all kind of amazing, actually- the people in my life are the EXACT PERFECT PEOPLE I need in my life. I couldn't tailor make my friends more perfectly. I honestly couldn't. take Jamie- I moved in and blogged immediately that I just moved in next door to my new bestie. I knew it! And I was right! Magic!!! Back to Allyssa- the other night I walked into Old Chicago (where I told her to go, apparently, but I went to Applebees where we normally go, after a conversation 25 minutes prior regarding how much better Old Chicago is than Applebees. Did you follow that?), sat down, apologized for the fact I was about to saturate her full of *my* crap this time, and then I did just that. Not only did she hear me, like she always does, but she filled in my blanks for me and didn't make me feel bad for even a minute that it was all about me. She saves me, even when it's her turn to be all about her, somehow, when we're all done being together or talking, *I* still feel better. It's incredible. (and now that I'm thinking of it, this plays out in every relationship that I love....that's so magic there are no words for it! Truly. Nicki without words? Could hope be alive afterall??!)

Well, here's how pathetic we are sometimes. Okay, I'm not going to out her part in any patheticness...but for me...I just called her and she's not home right now. Grant, who is witness to our patheticness often, somehow made me feel better ...I don't even know how he did it or what he said. But I know that he KNOWS my patheticness and will convey it to Allyssa, who will call me back. Sounds simple, right? And like something that takes place a million times a day "Call ________ back." but this is bigger and better! He somehow patted me on the head and told me to sit tight, she'll be right back, all without calling me out on the semi desperateness (which stems more from my impulsiveness and impatience...like when i get an idea, i need to share it RIGHT NOW kind of thing) which I certainly did not convey. :D

I should win awards for blogging more blogs about nothing at all than anyone else in the whole wide world. Can you JUST IMAGINE everything I am NOT saying in here? Must be some seriously good shit for all the blah blah blah I put out on here daily. :D