I'm a jackass

I am. Just a little bit. I am trying to overcome this. I have one more smart ass comment waiting to come out, and I've got some time to stop it.
I've joked that it's like I'm a newborn in daycare by going back to the office. I seem to not feel SUPER since being back there.
Turns out my immune system ROCKS. I'm still SUPERSTRONG.
A couple of weeks ago, I had a day when I did not feel so good. I never ever had a fever. Chills/Hot/Chills/Hot- NO FEVER. A fever should come with that, right? I don't know if I even picked it up at work...CJ had been sick the week before, Jamie a couple days before him. CJ had a fever, never puked or threw up and it was just a day, so I was guessing that was what was going to happen to me too.
It was BIG DRAMA here when that happened- because I went ot work. Cullen got FOR REAL mad at me that I didn't stay home to "be with him" when I was sick. But I think most people do what I did and try to make it. I DID make it, the medicine I took helped me to feel better. When I got home, it was wearing off. Cullen had taken the night off to maybe...what? Show me up? That he'd take time off even though I wouldn't? He said he did it because I didn't feel good and it was CJ's first pratice. I was VERY THANKFUL- like thankful beyond words that he did that because I wasn't going to make it. He told me to go lay down, and I slept for 3 hours. Still no fever ever, just tired and chills/hot stuff. The next day I felt much better. But we had a huge fight (SO STUPID) over how I wouldn't call in sick. I haven't called in sick in a long time becuase Ihaven't needed to, but more importantly, I want Jeff to see that I'm trying. Even if I'm sick, I'm trying. And I was upset when Cullen got upset becuase he wasn't my soft place to fall- I got in trouble for taking that nap. Oh, how I heard about that 3 hour nap. I was Good Enough to be at work ALL DAY LONG, but he took the night off, and I have to NAP?

Guess who is puking and pooping his brains out? :)

Guess who has the hots/colds? I'm considering reminding him of my 3 hour nap and what an asshole he was about it. ASSHOLE. Don't worry, I'm going to give him some medicine so he can make it at work. I'm going to clean the bathroom for him, it's NASTY and I love him. But I can't promise that he isn't going to hear something about what a total jackass he was when I was sick, other than taking work off so he could "help" me. Which he did, I just don't know if that was his true intention.

Anyway. We'll see. He won't be up anytime soon so I have time to swallow the mean words waiting to make an appearance in the form of "It's too bad you were so mean to me when I felt that way, isn't it? Don't worry, I won't be a jackass about you sleeping it off."

SWALLOW IT, ME!