1. Yummy tasting lip goo. For real. I'm about 5 seconds from going ahead and emptying this tube of Liplicious (Come ON!!!!) Saltwater Taffy lip gloss into my mouth. YUM.
2. You have to admit it's fun to play dress up on a girl. Not that it isn't fun to do with a boy, but we have better curves in general.
3. We don't have to throw a softball "well". Afterall, we throw like girls. :P
4. We can multitask better than a man, in general. It's built into our systems.
5. We are the ones who get to grow and give birth to babies. Men may say they are glad that they don't have to do it, but it's the ULTIMATE experience EVER. They have NO IDEA what they are missing out on. SUPERCOOL.
6. Makeup. I don't wear it a lot, or often, but the fact that I CAN helps. AND, praise God, when I get a PMS zit, I can cover that bitch up.
7. I'm sorry, but sex has GOT to feel better for a girl. it just has to. Our awesome bodies are so intricately made, there are so many different ways for us to feel good.
8. Wearing glitter is acceptable. And having glitter follow you around is acceptable. :)
9. Loud laughter is more acceptable coming from a female than a male.
10. we get to smell pretty.
GIRLS ROCK!
I'm adding a few:
ReplyDelete11. Dresses - they are just so much easier and comfier (if you get the right ones).
12. We don't have to pee in plain sight of others, and our pee doesn't ricochet off of things.
13. No one cares if we cry. And crying just helps sometimes.
14. Physical contact is more acceptable from us - we can hug and hold hands and put our arms around each other and no one thinks twice.
HAHAHAHAHAHA RICOCHETING PEE PEE!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteI love you guys!
ReplyDeleteAnother reason why it rocks to be a girl? Because we get to have girlfriends that we talk to and pour our hearts out to!