Another poopy post.

Where oh where has my little poop gone, or where, oh where can it beee????? I push and push but nothing comes out, oh where oh where could it beeeee.

I think I love today.
I'm working from home today, which I normally don't enjoy, but I'm going to be SUPER efficient today and I feel better becuase I slept on the couch and hit the vicodin. I am so sorry, but I LOVE THAT STUFF. It helps me more than I can tell you. NO, I'm not an addict, and at some point (SOON) I will not take anymore again ever, but for now, on the days that hurt and are hard and I desperately need to sleep in NO PAIN- ahhh, vicodin! And I wake up feeling SO MUCH BETTER. I rationalize it by saying that it's because instead of my stress level being up a little bit from the low level constant pain, it gets a break and can therefore heal SUPERFAST.

Today I am going to walk on the treadmill too. GO MEGA NICKI!

I just made a kick ass smoothie. Bananas and lemon and juice and milk and YUM FREAKIN YUM. Think the bananas are going to help my current poop stuck in chute problem? Probably not. Probably not the vicodin either, huh. Damn. Walking on the treadmill will!

Alright. Here goes Everything. What to tackle first? The laundry? The carpets? The closets? EVERYTHING, ALL AT ONCE? Anyone else see another vicodin night like...tonight or tomorrow night? :D

I love my cool body. AND I love, love, love, LOVE sleeping on the recliner with Cullen. He is soooo snuggly and it is SO heavenly. We should have both been sleeping way before we were but I couldn't stop snuggling him.

What happens if you are drinking coffee (a diuretic) and then a smoothie, and then some coffee? Does the coffee negate the goodness and nondiureticness of the smoothie? That's one thing I have noticed, having one kidney- I get thirsty more often. I can't overdo the hydration- I mean, I have to be careful not to overdo the hydration, but the coffee is a diuretic, so I only have 2 cups at most.

Anything else worthless you need to know? I have underwear on today.

Okay. Here I go. As Chelle says, I'm off like a prom dress.
XOX