It's a fact...

-Pooping a baseball will not kill you even though you are certain that it will.
- You will be eternally grateful to the Universe, God, or whatever you believe in or not, after said baseball is finally out.
- You will not rupture your insides by pushing that baseball out, if you do it gently and in increments, hence the half hour vacation in the bathroom.
- Caffeine just HELPS sometimes.
- Drinking hot coffee will warm you up on in the inside and make you feel like you're having a massive hot flash that will send you to the freezer looking for some relief.
-This is NOT my first coffee since surgery but I have hardly had ANY and I fully expect to need to get my Super Nicki cape out shortly.
- I'm eternally thankful for Gavin leaving the drum set behind, hence Josh inheriting it.
- I'm more thankful to Cullen, who brought it into the BASEMENT for all of us to enjoy.
- A shower can make all the difference in the world.
-It's going to, because I am going to go take one in a sec.
- I am a freakin ROCK STAR. I just am. I've made kick ass dinners every night (okay, all 2 nights that I've been on my own again), kept the kids safe during the day, kept them clean even, kept the house clean AND I slept in bed again last night. Vicodin helps with that, but whatevs. I DID IT.
- I am so done with surgery.
- My kids ROCK- they are the sweetest, most helpful babies ever. I honestly cannot thank them enough for listening so well and doing the things I ask of them to help me out.
- The caffeine is starting to work, and motivation for all sorts of craziness is creeping in. I have the urge to go back to school shopping. I haven't tried driving yet. Maybe tonight? A family outting?
- I can't wait til I can take longer walks again. Maybe we'll try that tonight too.?
- I can't stand when neighbor kids knock on my door at 8am. I make them wait til 9am.
- They won't be playing here for free when I'm doing daycare.
- I hope I'm growing something that is NOT a baseball.
- Josh and I are going to make the pie that he made up for my birthday.
- It has ginger, cinnamon, and strawberry shortcake batter in it (?).
- Caffeine = HOPE!
- My dad is so awesome. I can't be thankful enough for him either. He comes over and makes the kids' shelves, and works on the van and hangs out and brings the monkeys M&M's and OH THANK GOD for my dad!
-Thank GOD for my mom too. I could call her up at any time and she'd come to help me.
- Thank GOD for my boss too- I thought I was going ot have to find a way to go into work to get my reports done this week and he said no, stay home, and delegated. THANK YOU, JJJ!!!!
- Have I mentioned the drum? Sweet Cheeses, the drum.
- I am going to take my newly motivated self into the shower now, and then I'm going to be super duper productive, one way or another.