*LIGHTBULB!*

What is wrong with me!? I mean, I know that everyone can have an "off" day, but for a moment let's review my absolutely crappy cycles, shall we? It's everyone's favorite thing to do.

I am back to having 21 day cycles. This is how I started out when I was just a kid. 21 day cycles. I got on the pill at 16 and that, of course, regulated it.
Let's add in there that I start spotting on day 18.
For those who haven't had to count cycles to death for fertility shat, I'll tell you that cycle day 1 is the first day of your period. Spotting before hand does not count. So, to make this easy, we'll say that I start spotting on December 29th. I spot on the 29th, 30th, and 31st. Finally on January 1st I actually get my period. So I have already had to wear "protection" for 4 days, and it's only the 1st day of my period. We'll say that she lasts til the 6th of January. This is already the 6th day of my cycle. Since I have such short ass annoying cycles, I'm going to ovulate in less than a week from the end of my period. I ovulate around cd 11. On cd 18ish, I'm spotting again already.
This, friends, means that I'm practially always about a minute away from being premenstrual.
I'm SO LUCKY!
However, on the flip side, I'm wondering if this will keep the polyps from growing. I'm constantly bleeding. Maybe nothing can grow in there when I'm this way? What stupid things to sit around and wonder about.
Stupid, stupid girl stuff.

Maybe this Dr. Pepper and some chocolate will get me through?
In case you wondered, today I have been called the following names:
Insane
Crazy Nicki
Whack Job
Mile A Minute
Ridiculous

I decided that I'd keep track of how many names I get called in a day, just for fun, because lately I could swear that it's a daily thing, and it's everyone around me. I know, I know, it's with love, blah blah blah. I'm just sayin'. Willow The Tarantula is going to love me. She won't call me names. If she did, it would be "BRAVE"!